White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface

"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate

by Pegleg September 19, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

flat

Short on cash, running low on money, going broke.

"Loan me some money!"
"Sorry, but I'm flat tonight."

by Soma9 August 6, 2008

flat

Used to describe soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-doxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.

You asshole! This whole 12-pack is flat!

by Dre March 4, 2005

Indian Flat Butt

A condition that many Native Americans suffer from. The afflicted person has a very small butt. Note that both men and women can suffer from this.

Damn, I forgot that boys off the rez don't expect indian flat butt!

Damn it, my indian flat butt makes these jeans too loose!

by NativeWoman January 21, 2011

Fucked Flat

The State of being Fucked so many times and having so many orgasms (etc) that dehydration may ensue to the point of Death if it continues caused by repeated and non stop orgasms!

I was so fucked flat in that Group Sex orgy and with the 8 guys who fucked me over and over in that Gangbang, that I may have to go to the Hospital for dehydration and get fluids through an IV or I shall die for sure! What a wonderful night/day/weekend with all the orgasms I had with so so many, many people who would not stop.

Did I mention is could cause me death through too much pleasure for sure?

by kinky-doll April 2, 2010