Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Coochie flake

A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl

My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake

by Veronica skye July 18, 2019

cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

ass flakes

ass flakes

ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.

you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@

by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010

Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014

Reverse Flake

A flake who ask you if you want to go somewhere but ghost you when you ask for more information you need to go instead of flaking on plans you make with them

Friend: hey do you want to go to the beach?
You: sure when do you want to go

Friend: .........
Reverse flake

by PickleDickle1217 May 29, 2020