email fluff

Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email

That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion

by fireman78 February 29, 2016

Penis fluff.

When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!

Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

Belly Button Fluff

the fluff that gets stuck in your belly button, usually yellow or blue,.. rarely red but is possible.. if you don't clean it out with a cotton bud, it stinks!and turns black and gets sticky

emily: did you see jennie's belly button fluff it's the colour of her jumper!

by MADzzDER January 9, 2009

Floffy

a smart intelligent person

steve jobs is a floffy

by trapped in a word March 24, 2011

Fluff

An affectionate term for one's significant other.

"Fluff you are the most magical of all the beings"
Makes sense when said by someone referred to as a snail

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019

faffief

A word used for anything. Faffief also represents the ownage of Evolved Online.

Faffief you.
Want to see my faffier?
I faffief up, big time.

by daftpunkfan February 15, 2004

guilt-free faff

To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.

I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.

by Holamigos October 25, 2009