Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

flabbergask

Flabbergask is like saying 'oh crap' or if you have done something clumsy or dropped something you can say 'oh flabbergask'

oh flabbergask i fell over.

by katie beck February 12, 2009

flabberbaste

to baste something with fat in a manic and bewildered manner.

-Unable to think of a suitable response for my mother-in-law's veiled insult, Sam decided to vigorously flabberbaste her with bacon fat.

by Thomas Valiant June 11, 2010

flabberjaw

1. a fat person with a jabberjaw.

Bing: Man! that fat bastard won't shut up!
Jaden: Tell that flabberjaw to shut up!
Brett: WORD!

by blah blah blah TL November 12, 2010

flabbergastimentationism

The government of shock therapy.

I'm the head of the flabbergastimentationism department in the hospital nearest to you.

by PriPS0797 January 12, 2011

flabbergibbet

noun: a medical term for the appendage that controls the closing of the rectal sphincter covering. Especially useful after emissions of methane buildup.

Craig sprained his flabbergibbet after eating 14 tacos and now suffers from anal leakage.

by toolmaker May 31, 2011

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011