bozo filter 

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

bozo filter by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

Hobo Filter 

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

Hobo Filter by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

dildo filter 

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

dildo filter by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

Fart filter 

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

Fart filter by Markbabi March 21, 2017

poop filter 

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

poop filter by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

Austin Filter by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

"junk" filter abuse 

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

"junk" filter abuse by QuacksO October 28, 2018