Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

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Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011

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Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.

My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'

by argthesaurus July 5, 2016

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The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.

Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field

by PewDieSeries January 19, 2021

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liam figel

Big Dick ginger who fucks anyone and is addicted to adderol

Liam Figel fucked my dog

by Ball slurper November 23, 2021

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Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

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