Fiddler

A term to describe a nonce with ginger hair whose eye look in different directions

"Hey look there's fiddler!" "With ginger hair and bad eye sight"

by Deno muller March 21, 2022

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020

Gimmeh tree fiddeh

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"

*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

by Gimmeh_tree_fiddeh October 14, 2009

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

fiddna

About to, a conjuction of fixing to.

I am fiddna go to the store.

by Skot August 25, 2003

FIDDY DRY

When you are broke, have no money at all and you are stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Theres only one thing you can do!!!!!
That is!!! Go up to a tramp in the street and offer a bita FIDDY DRY mate!!!!!
This is when you recieve a payment of 50 pounds for the dry bummage of life!!!!!!!! oooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sean: orrrrrrrrr no i'm skint. Yo tramp FIDDY DRY mi now!
Tramp: 40 mate 40.
Sean: Naw mate fiddy only
Tramp: Alright then bend over and take it dry like a sheep on steroids.
Sean: ooooooooo agarrrrrrrrrrrr

by SeanDanny!!! November 10, 2008