Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.

That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.

by My357Magnum January 23, 2006

Feeler

1. (noun): The word describing a person for whom you have the beginning stages of a crush, but are not yet emotionally attached to or dependent on.

1. "Hey how are things going with Alex?"

- "I don't know, not encouraging, but it's ok because he was just a feeler."

by geckopan October 3, 2013

feeler

Standard reply to insult Bummer

1.Don't be a Bummer
2.Shut up you feeler

by Steve Wills September 7, 2004

Ferberfer

An extremely overly obese person

U call some one a "Ferberfer"

by Reuben September 30, 2003

fleberkegerg

Random babble spouted by the great Patton Oswlat.

If I had a melted face id have the common decency to kill myself. Not go around all melty face...fleberkegerg.

by cpt. sxe January 4, 2009

freebery

A complete douche most of the time who feels the need to prove himself as top dog wherever he goes. He usually chases a lot of women and finds ways to brag about it. Sometimes you may see a glimpse of non-doucheyness but it is rare. Some of the actions and warning signs of a freebery are when someone smacks the brim of your hat, messes with you with no reason or intentions, or just flat out acts like a douche!

Steer clear of the freebery and your life may just be saved.

Wow did you see what that guy did to Jake?? What a freebery...

by da bes July 4, 2012

drama feeder

One who lives off of the problems/drama of their friends.

Elaine: Tell me your problems!

Bill: Man, you're such a drama feeder!

by kekeke89 March 1, 2009