It's like a golden shower but with shit
Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.
I still fucked her anyway though.
by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018
by jimmybomm September 22, 2020
by bmpoopin February 02, 2013
boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.
"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS
by BenTheGrate November 30, 2009
One who fondles fecal matter.
(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.
see Fecal
(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.
see Fecal
by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005
or, more properly, foecal beef.
n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."
"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
by BenTheGrate November 30, 2009