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Fecal Banter

When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.
While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.
by LiquidHound April 19, 2011
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Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole
Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week
by headshok62 October 18, 2008
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fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
by Eurloch April 27, 2022
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fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit
Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.
by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018
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Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.
Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.
by bmpoopin February 1, 2013
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Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal
Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler
by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005
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fecal monster

a monster that like fecal
tpypically a fecal monster would be releated to a smurf
by smeg head October 23, 2003
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