Avon Old Farms

A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch

AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)

by tHree_GirLs March 18, 2009

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"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

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FAIDS or FADES, featured in the comic titled The 120 Nights of St. DeathCruise, is short of Fish Aids. Fish Aids was originally coined when the author saw a person fishing in the Hudson River, NY.

Eating a fish infected by FAIDS will result in death.

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