Lawl Factor

Something that someone says, does, or looks like that will make you laugh uncontrollably.

Son: Good God, dad! Your new girlfriend looks like a monkey's ass!
Dad: Son, that's a definite lawl factor. Now go to your room.

by LawlFactorLOLOL October 27, 2010

european factor

How American girls become incredibly horny, drunk and easy once they arrive in a European Country, in contrast to how they behave at home

Person A: Hey what is Suzie acting like such a slut? She never acts like this before.
Person B: Its the European factor, once here they lose all inhibitions and dignity

by galway14 January 24, 2012

spin factor

The ability of an individual to rotate a female on an erect penis during coitus, scaled from 0 to 10.

0 = unspinnable, no rotational inertia
10 = freely spinnable, potentially reaching perpetual rotation

"bro she is fit, her spin factor is off scale!!"

by Immyrun November 08, 2016

ransom factor

The tendency for one party in a civil case to settle out of court to avoid the potentially high cost of fighting the case.

Newspaper publishers, when faced with a potential libel case, often try to settle out of court by paying a ransom factor rather than take their chances with a jury trial.

by JRob November 03, 2005

Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation

{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"

by driver_wanted November 04, 2009

Clown Factor

a) The degree to which someone is a clown.

b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"

"Man, the CEO's Clown Factor is through the roof!"

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

elongation factors

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.

That nasty chick has an elongation factor of minus 4.

by Matt, John, Andrew March 08, 2005