the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul
by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009
Get the facestapo mug.Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.
Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?
by ngiardina June 27, 2010
Get the facetime pose mug.Fact Jew is a more socially accepted way of saying 'F*** you'.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.
"Hey Henry, we're going to the shopping centre without you"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!
"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!
"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"
by sahimster September 2, 2012
Get the Fact Jew mug.This term is very common in Dartmouth College lingo and might be used at other schools as well because it's a useful term. It essentially refers to someone at Dartmouth who -- unintentionally or not -- spends time in time in public, high-traffic locations on Dartmouth's campus — such as Novack Café, FFB (First Floor Berry), Collis Student Center and KAF (King Arthur Flour Café) — with the goal of being seen. It can also be -- and is more often -- used to refer to someone who is very friendly but also superficial and it frequently has a negative connotation.
Callie is very "facetimey" because she spends her afternoons acting like she's studying in Blobby (Baker Lobby) before heading to Collis for dinner and then working on homework with friends on FFB (First Floor Berry in Dartmouth's Library). Her boyfriend is very "facetimey" too because he's totally unafraid to network with Dartmouth professors and alumni.
by Dahhtmouth student September 30, 2018
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Get the Fact That. mug.a surprisingly impressive piece of information that, upon further inspection, reveals itself to be completely implausible and, upon even further inspection, blatantly false and borderline ludicrous.
Did you hear the latest Terry Fact? That there is more Monopoly money in the world than fiat currency?
by palvar November 10, 2012
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