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facetimey 

This term is very common in Dartmouth College lingo and might be used at other schools as well because it's a useful term. It essentially refers to someone at Dartmouth who -- unintentionally or not -- spends time in time in public, high-traffic locations on Dartmouth's campus — such as Novack Café, FFB (First Floor Berry), Collis Student Center and KAF (King Arthur Flour Café) — with the goal of being seen. It can also be -- and is more often -- used to refer to someone who is very friendly but also superficial and it frequently has a negative connotation.
Callie is very "facetimey" because she spends her afternoons acting like she's studying in Blobby (Baker Lobby) before heading to Collis for dinner and then working on homework with friends on FFB (First Floor Berry in Dartmouth's Library). Her boyfriend is very "facetimey" too because he's totally unafraid to network with Dartmouth professors and alumni.
facetimey by Dahhtmouth student September 30, 2018
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FaceTime69 

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

FaceTime No iPhone 

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.
I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.
facetiming by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

Facetime Virginity 

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.
Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.