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facetimey 

This term is very common in Dartmouth College lingo and might be used at other schools as well because it's a useful term. It essentially refers to someone at Dartmouth who -- unintentionally or not -- spends time in time in public, high-traffic locations on Dartmouth's campus — such as Novack Café, FFB (First Floor Berry), Collis Student Center and KAF (King Arthur Flour Café) — with the goal of being seen. It can also be -- and is more often -- used to refer to someone who is very friendly but also superficial and it frequently has a negative connotation.
Callie is very "facetimey" because she spends her afternoons acting like she's studying in Blobby (Baker Lobby) before heading to Collis for dinner and then working on homework with friends on FFB (First Floor Berry in Dartmouth's Library). Her boyfriend is very "facetimey" too because he's totally unafraid to network with Dartmouth professors and alumni.
facetimey by Dahhtmouth student September 30, 2018
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FaceTime69 

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

FaceTime No iPhone 

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”
FaceTime No iPhone by Theguy615 April 4, 2021

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.
I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.
facetiming by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

Facetime Virginity 

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.
Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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