excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

excitepoo

Getting so excited in a new place or from having an interesting conversation or feeling like you're in a movie,book etc. that you feel like pooping.

girl: The buildings are soo tall and pretty, I feel an excitepoo coming on!

by curious like Alice January 16, 2017

Excident

When you call up an ex boyfriend/girlfriend have relations and regret it afterwards.

Derek called his ex girlfriend who still had feelings for him , to come over for a booty call. The affect was considered an excident

by Dee P Yan February 18, 2017

EXCIOERDITED

When you become so excited you can't spell.

"I AM SO EXCIOERDITED", Amy exclamed

by thetwogordo July 18, 2018

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Excited furry

A furry that just cannot wait to get his fursuit/dino mask/ skulldog and will start to go crazy when they will get one

X: why is she so happy?
Y: oh, she is an excited furry and-

Excited furry: I GOT MY DINO MAAAAAAASK, FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by I-like-furries December 18, 2021