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Email Girls

The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.
Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.
by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021
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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 27, 2011
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email

email where my school spams me with fuckinemails. Now thats hell
by Echo the furry November 7, 2019
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email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
by TrueWillis February 21, 2011
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