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Chicago Ebonics

Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.
Tyrone: I be on i bloc
John: Stop speaking Chicago Ebonics
by Nigga milk April 7, 2019
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Special economic operation

Sanctions against a dictatorial regime to cripple it economically.
Due to the special economic operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
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Schrodinger's Economist

A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.
John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023
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Ebonics

The commonly used forn of communicting between one African-American and another.
phrase-SHIT! cuz that nig wit his crew is stright pimpin in dat hot six fow

translation-Wow, good buddy, that citizen and his friends are traviling in a very nice vehicle.
by snoop September 12, 2003
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Economics

Economics is the ethics of mixing resources with strangers.
There are many disagreements about what Economics thinks is fair.
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Economic Rape

Unrestrained greed by Wall Street bankers , Republican puppets and corporate czars-sucking the average American dry and manipulating the voting system to their personal benefit. Their vision for America is a feudal with themselves
above the salt and everyone else a serf.
The occupy movement was a direct response the economic rape by the Wall Street bankers.
by mr equality 19394 August 12, 2012
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echonomics

A false interpretation of economics, as Keynesianism, which is repeated verbally over and over, until the sheeple believe that it is a science.
An example of echonomics is when the Keynesian Kenyan and Ben Shalom Blurbnanke repeatedly telling us that stimulation will make us all rich again, but the Keynesian policies are only providing quantitative sleazing of our economy into ruin, and making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet.
by psnack September 30, 2013
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