white boy early

the highest level of being early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"

by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

Best fucken white rapper the bith bussiness has seen

Lose yourself bitchy kim
Everybodys a crimanil
G Dog says so

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

Early Fall Girly

one who participates in fall activities/culture before the season begins.

I consider myself to be an early fall girly because I indulge in pumpkin spice lattes in August.

by alymal September 14, 2023

Early November Gift

A gift given by one friend to another in early November as a commemoration of their friendship.

Where is my Early November Gift? You are such a fake friend bro. No. Nuts do not fucking count as a gift. Oh? So only the mid october gift is real? Yeah, you would say that dude. Unbelievable.

by MommyLover69420 November 3, 2021

Early Childhood Educator

The forgotten Stepchild of the school board.

“Wow I didn’t know you were the ECE(Early Childhood Educator) I thought you were the teacher.”

“Wow you’re such a great ECE(Early Childhood Educator) why didn’t you become a teacher.”

“ECE’s(Early Childhood Educator) should really get paid more, you do the same thing as me” -Teacher

by The Forgotten Stepchild June 19, 2018