by Oofermobile April 14, 2019
Get the Earlmug. A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016
Get the Earl Ridermug. When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.
by Gromaly October 17, 2018
Get the Squirmin Earlmug. a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.
by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019
Get the unkle earlmug. who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET
Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball
by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022
Get the Earl Kirbeymug. When saying earl in an informal sense it means the ripping of one's rectal cavity in the pursuit of pleasure. Some say that this act is most enjoyable in warbourgh. I find that it is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.
by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023
Get the Earlmug. That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
Get the Earl Grey Dustermug.