When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
Get the Internet drift mug.n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
2) sexual tumesence.
by gnostic1 August 21, 2011
Get the driftwood mug.Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
by Bobert "Dirty" Sanchez June 27, 2009
Get the Tokyo Drift mug.Drifting (v.) The act of an Xbox 360 controller 'skipping' when playing a first person shooter (such as Modern Warfare 2). Usually caused by getting pizza dough in it; causes a higher sensitivity in the analog sticks.
Cowan was playing CoD with James, Clark, and Stru one day when his Uncle Gianluca needed help in the kitchen making a calzone. As he was kneading the dough, he got his controller caught in it and got pizza dough under the joysticks. To this day, the controller has him drifting all over the place if he's trying to quick scope.
by UglyStru August 14, 2010
Get the drifting mug.Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.
Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
by Juicy Mix March 20, 2008
Get the tokyo drift mug.A Full Bomb'd Drift Machine. Drives sideways naturaly and cannot maintain a straight heading.. Usualy has 1 or more dented panels and ungodly amoutns of power
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
Get the drift bitch mug."Drift phonk", a subgenre of phonk, emerged in the late-2010s. It is characterized by the use of high bass, cowbells and distorted sounds. Drift phonk videos often use clips of drifting and street racing cars. The genre quickly gained traction through the TikTok app in 2020. The subgenre's early pioneers include KU$HN!R, SpaceGhostPurrp, DJ Yung Vamp.
by PhonkTheWorld August 25, 2022
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