dumblessly 

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words

Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening

dumblessly by simysimsim June 12, 2014

Dumbledeuce 

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.

"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

Dumbledeuce by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014

Dumplicate 

"dump" and "duplicate" combined to mean "the same piece of shit."
A duplicate that is as bad as the original.

I asked him for a revision, but he gave me a dumplicate.

Dumplicate by stopforgetting August 20, 2014

dumped a canoe

Pooped on her peach (vagina)

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina

dumped a canoe by Wiznut August 18, 2017

Dumbledoring 

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

Dumbledoring by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

Drumpler 

Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.

“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”

Drumpler by Phytz January 10, 2020

dumpie 

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

dumpie by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020