Ugly Dumpling

The ugly Asian girlfriend of a good looking non-Asian guy.

What's that good looking guy doing with that Ugly Dumpling?!

by Dee-Bag June 2, 2014

butt dumpling

see Tool

that kid is such a butt dumpling

by Punk Blows April 25, 2003

Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.

I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.

by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009

Cum dumpling

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

nose dumpling

When a man is receiving oral sex and thrusts the woman's head down to where the penis reaches the larynx upon orgasm the seamen is forced through the nostrils creating a dumpling.

Man, last night I gave my girl a nose dumpling and laughed while having an orgasm.

Give your woman a nose dumpling tonight.

by The Fool and Visionary October 26, 2009

tibetan dumpling

A Tibetan Dumpling is a shit in a bag. Nothing more, nothing less.

I don't like Eric, so I gave him a Tibetan Dumpling.

by djfreshtoast September 20, 2017

Shrimp Dumpling

(n) A cute, fragile, huggable, lovable and space-efficient girl who is taken well care of by her one and only.

1. Shrimp Dumpling and Siopao go so well together.

2. Shrimp Dumpling agrees with the example given for passwd.

by Shrimp Dumpling September 6, 2005