Ninja Duece

Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.

"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."

by Goat41 July 12, 2009

Ultimate Duece

There is one guy having sex with a gurl on the bed and his friend is having sex with a girl next to him on the bed the guys then lean the gurls over the side of the bed and start doing them doggy style and when the girls least expect it the guys switch and start pounding out the opposite girl.

Dude last night me and my bro pulled an ultimate duece wit these 2 ho's we picked up .

by Master duecer 68 October 16, 2009

Duece Stew

A more liquid shit than normal.

Synonomous with diarrhea.

"Man, that was rough, don't go in there. It was all Duece Stew in there, ask Steve."

"Yea man I hate having to take a duece stew."

by BD CHULA August 19, 2008

Drop a Duece

Its what someone says when then need to take a crap.

"damn that food hit me hard, i need to go drop a duece"

by Brandon T September 7, 2006

Duche'

A very smelly penis

Ewww, Michael put your duche' away thats soo gross!

by Stikey December 31, 2009

duche

1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag

Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

Dirty Duece

The act of taking a deuce, while a girl is riding your dong anally.

Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone

Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece

by Bazooka Brad February 11, 2007