Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009

What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

Deuceball

to leave a group of people so that you own't get caught.

"Yo tell me how we was all running from da cops and Lade deuceballed us"

by Mimi Enterprises December 22, 2008

Deuce and Peace

The Upper Decker's kid brother, the deuce and peace is just dropping a deuce and peacing out.

- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.

- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.

by t-o-i-m August 28, 2009

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

drucking

(v.) drinking an alcoholic substance while having sexual intercouse

(n.) druck: one who has sexual intercouse while intoxicated with alcohol

Trevor was laying down while I drucked the shit out of him.

I was drucking Shira and didn't spill one drop!

by Trevor and Shira June 14, 2011