Doughnut Choker

A fat-ass that brags about how tough he is, even though the only thing he could choke out is a doughnut.

That doughnut choker wants to start shit with me?

by The Hit Kitty April 22, 2017

doughnut-shoot

A stupidass MF who thought that his name was both ironic and funny when it's actually the most retarded thing anyone in the world has ever seen.

DOUGHNUT-SHOOT= do not shoot. Now you get how dumb this mf is.

by BaconAndTurtles April 28, 2017

purple doughnut

A butthole!

That guy just licked my purple doughnut.

by BitchyV May 7, 2017

Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

Lithuanian Doughnut

The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.

“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”

by TheAguirres November 17, 2018

Beaner Doughnut

A Beaner Doughnut is a Churro. So named as its the Mexican version of a doughnut.

Isobel would you like a Beaner Doughnut? Adam asked as he pointed towards the churros stand.

No thank you, said isobel as I fucking hate cinemon.

by SiRaDaM88 November 19, 2018

slutty doughnut

She thicc. She difficult

Yo shes a slutty doughnut

by Myacrylicfell off March 5, 2021