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a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.
by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019
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doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.
John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!
by Lan May 1, 2006
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douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.
Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!
by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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Douchetacular

When someone truly exemplifies the true nature of a douchebag. They must stand out from the crowd to the extent tht they could be in a crowd of douchers and you will stay say, "wow that guys is a douchebag". Now there is a name to describe that man ... douchetacular! For those that dont know what a douchebag is here is a deinition:

the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
The King's of Leon were douchetacular when they were talking about the extent of their fame on The Hour
by Dave Coleman January 13, 2009
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douchette

"That douchette kicked me in the shin."
by Poast-Toastee September 10, 2003
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douchetardassface

someone who is a total dumbass, and who has made a fool of themself. a slagging that is to totally offend the person who has done wrong..
*guy walks into a pole*
(other guy says) haha that guy is such a douchetardassface!!
by jus4phun993 May 13, 2009
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douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.
dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.
by unclfrank July 9, 2010
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