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Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
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Mr. Douchebag

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"
by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022
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Douchebag

a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their idiot infection.

any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.

any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".
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"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"

"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."

"What a douchebag."
by Douchebag Annihilator January 2, 2010
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douchebag

The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.
Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.
by christopher5000 May 2, 2007
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Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.
by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007
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IPA Douchebag

Someone who drinks IPA once and thinks they are better than everyone. They make fun of people for not drinking or liking IPA drinks.
Scott you are a IPA douchebag because I are making fun of me for not drinking IPA.
by Bob Costa March 31, 2020
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aging hippie douchebag

A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
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