DONS

An abbreviation for the Delta Omega Nu Fraternity. The best fraternity in the United States of America since 1848. The Dons are well-known for having more famous alumni than any other fraternity. An ultra-exclusive frat where only the truly best pledges are let in, or the most reckless.

-My friends a Don and he got a great job at Mizuno through their alumni connections.
-I got a $2000 loan from a Don, what a great guy!
-I partied at the DON house every weekend this year!
-The Dons have the best nug on campus.
-Our president of student government is a DON. He bought me booze after he addressed our entire freshman class.

by Prof. Sosa April 29, 2008

Dofus

Dofus can be used as a gasp of horror and incredulity, as in 'OH MY DOFUS', abbreviated as 'OMD', or to describe somebody who is stupid or a moron by nature. Opposite of OMV, which can be used simply as a gasp of surprise, normally happy.

"OMD, check him out, chasing after girls when they're all laughing about how desperate he is behind his back".
"Yeah, he's such a Dofus".

by El Amiga April 27, 2013

dones

Fried, doughey delicacies more commonly known as donuts or doughnuts. Often enjoyed with coff or maybe some sips. Purhchased at the local DnD.

1. You guys want some munch? I got the dones and the coff in the truck, let's go!

2. Alright, let's go out and get some dones to supplement our Food-a-call.

by Shortass October 12, 2004

ba-don-ka-donks

huge asses and boobs of an ugly fat girl

Hey look at Anna's HUGE ba-don-ka-donks!

by Donutdom December 17, 2008

donesky

When your smokin weed and the weed gets so beat its like your smoking the shit out of a camels ass.

"yo this bowl is donesky"

by Jacque Strapp May 15, 2005

donksta

a really nice big ass

Damn, Brittany has a nice donksta.

by Chris Bridges April 8, 2005

donism

an accidental activity whereby a person destroys everything in their path, in a comic way.

Billy falls over breaking 5 glasses.

Tina: That is such a donism Billy.

by donskin August 5, 2008