Dons 

Canadian way of saying "McDonalds"

Mike: Hey Jeff you wanna go to Dons later?

Jeff: Nah dude i'm broke

Dons by ehflicker October 15, 2017

dons 

boobs. big ones.

you: zoe's got some dons.

me: yeah buddy.

dons by capitan persuedo November 2, 2011

Dons 

A midwestern slang term for McDonalds

Shan: Wow I'm really hungover I could go for some Dons nugs..
Ben: Donnssssssss

Dons by oldslavey August 14, 2010

Dons 

Means McDonalds, term used by teenagers who go sit at McDonalds all day, vape, and get kicked out.

John Dhalbates: aye malcolm, you wanna come sesh at my house ,

Malcolm: No dawg, lets go to dons

Dons by BEN_DoverXX March 10, 2019

dons 

An acronym for the phrase "dirty old nut sack". May be used to describe male genitalia or in referring to elderly males or foreign born minorities in a derogatory manner.

When I told her I was cheating, she kicked me in dons. or
That dons that works at 7-11 needs to learn how to speak English.

dons by Jim Riggins November 30, 2006

DONS 

An abbreviation for the Delta Omega Nu Fraternity. The best fraternity in the United States of America since 1848. The Dons are well-known for having more famous alumni than any other fraternity. An ultra-exclusive frat where only the truly best pledges are let in, or the most reckless.

-My friends a Don and he got a great job at Mizuno through their alumni connections.
-I got a $2000 loan from a Don, what a great guy!
-I partied at the DON house every weekend this year!
-The Dons have the best nug on campus.
-Our president of student government is a DON. He bought me booze after he addressed our entire freshman class.

DONS by Prof. Sosa April 29, 2008

Dons 

A slang word for McDonalds.

Hey bro wanna hit up dons tonight?

Fosho bro!

Dons by Liluzihurt July 28, 2017