Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids

Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors

by Skite Train May 9, 2011

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

love doctor

A persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.

M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out

by Mr_M_ December 8, 2015

pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.

The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.

by JesseJack November 15, 2007

slam doctor

One who has his doctoral degree in slamming slam-pigs, no matter their lack of sexual appeal

Wow Read has hooked up with so many random slam-pigs that personally, i would consider him a slam doctor

by dingledorf April 9, 2005

Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

by parrappa October 8, 2008

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008