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Derby

The world's shittest place, only claim to fame is being next to Nottingham (The worlds best city) and having the team that got the lowest amount of points in a premier league season.

People residing in Derby (I.e London=Londoners) are known as sheep shaggers.

Also an extremely offensive word that isnt aloud to be said on British Television before the 9pm watershed, the bbc where fined a record amount after it was said on a live show.

Derby is also used as an alternative word to beastiality, particularly sheep/human beastiality.
"Lets go to Derby"
"Fuck that I would rather stick my testicles/tits in a blender"

"D*rby"

"Your teams doing a bit of a derby"
"How dare you"

"Err I saw your mum doing derby with your dog"
"Im gonna knock you the fuck out"
by Robin Hoodie March 10, 2008
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Home Run Derby

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.
Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
by HRD October 6, 2012
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Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008
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Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?
i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.
by ambyzz December 25, 2008
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Derb

The combination of Dead and Herb. Useually a dead-herb is someone who thinks there awesome and there not.
"Yo look at this kid trying to score this chick"

"Forget that the kids a DERB"
by ShakestheDRUMMER March 22, 2009
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Derby

A sarcastic way of saying "cool." Also used to make fun of something/someone in a disguised way among friends.
Chris: Look at my new tight pants I got at Hot Topic.
Josh: Those are so derby dude!
by creegs March 27, 2009
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