white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe
Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.
by west coast alliance February 15, 2009
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Divorce-aversary

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary
by Iggy10 October 7, 2023
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divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023
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divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.
by surfangel June 28, 2012
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Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.
Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.
by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021
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divorce

caused by you
i caused my parents divorce
by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020
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