white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009

Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.

Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.

by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Divorce

hehehehehehehe you always look so cute when you say divorce hehehehehe

Victim: John, I want a Divorce
John: hehehehehe

by John hehehehe November 18, 2019

divorce

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020