Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

Dio cane

It's a tipical italian insult to God, to Mary, to Jesus or to the saints called bestemmie, used in several occasions especially when you make a mess or when you accidentally hurt yourself, but it can be used to express even fear, anxiety, disappointment, anger ecc. but it can be used even as a "filler";

it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:

Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.

Example of case 1:"Dio cane, perchè spari sempre cagate?"

Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"

by Lollo er noce de cocco January 15, 2022

dio maschio

it's a particular blasphemy of north-east Italy, it's like "god pig" but in that dialect "maschio" is the pig.
you can us also "maschiaccio"

ma perchè non parte il trattore dio maschio?!
ma che cazzo dici dio maschiaccio?!

by mbaremiroslav01 January 5, 2017

Dio maschio

Commonly used in itali, veneto as a cure to pain or disappointment (in your self or others)

Ma che cazzo usi duolingo dio maschio, ti amazza la famiglia

Che dolore dio maschio

by Thatgamerwhodiw October 9, 2019

Dios Mio

Dios mio= My god, is a word in Spanish that uses the condition in shock, worry and etc. Spain is great. B)

DIOS MIO!!!!!

by Donor boi October 12, 2021

Dio

Living for 100 years after rejecting your humanity, obtaining a spooky ghost, and have your family come kill you

He's living like Dio

You're such a Dio

by YTRaidTEM April 10, 2021