deuce deuce

A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun

"About to get loose with the deuce deuce" -- Ice Cube

by ac January 31, 2004

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

deuce up

peace, goodbye, I am out, peace out,holding up 2 fingers, the peace sign, chunck the deuce-2 fingers upthe middle and index finger

It's over....Deuce up!

by Mellow October 31, 2004

Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Deuce Loosely

A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.

"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."

by deuceloosely September 24, 2005

deuce brothers

A band of brothers who wreak havoc and take names and are frequently caught on video and star in indie movies (the trio first hit the big screen in "A Lucky Day in Hell").
Known by their fingerless black leather gloves, their distinctive gang sign (ring finger and pinkey finger pointing in the air), drunkenness, unnecessary gunfights, and tipping over large objects. Known as the "deuces" because there are three brothers.

"Those goddamn deuce brothers bukkaked my daughter!"

by Tip-Cup March 16, 2005