In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.
"Man that blonde is a deuce"
Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!
Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!
by R-G December 07, 2006
1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.
2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.
2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.
by picc285 September 09, 2019
The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
by Davester75 October 15, 2013
<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
by Mike in Fred July 04, 2006
The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.
ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner
ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner
Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.
by SwetePete June 23, 2012
Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."
Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."
Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."
Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
by Fictitious Pulp May 30, 2011
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"
Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
by High Hiter October 25, 2017