deerq

A group of two or more dorks.

Wow, look at that D&D deerq.

by Death's Mistress July 1, 2008

Deerk

The combination of being a dork, nerd, and geek.

"Stop being such a deerk!"

by ianster October 11, 2009

deerdar

the ablility to locate deer while driving down the road even if it is not yet in sight

Allison; Deer!!
Kaitlyn; Good job buddy! Way to turn on your deerdar!

by AllisonRae143 December 7, 2010

Deer Fighting

When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.

Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.

Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.

by LabradorJ September 25, 2011

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆

Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess

by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016

Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube

I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker

by Backspace123 July 31, 2016