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Catholic Pedophile Apologist

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.
It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.
by Children's Warrior October 20, 2008
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Pedophile

Another Jeffrey Epstein with the name Joe Biden that loves to get a good sniff
A retarded presidential candidate
The pedophile Joe Biden Gobles children
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Pedophile

A man who is seuxlly attracted to children. A sexual orientation.
I am a pedophile because my girlfriend is 2-years old.
by John-Paul March 22, 2007
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Derpophile

Someone who constitutes the epitome of all forms of derping, so much so that he is in love with or has a philia for the concept of derping or being a complete derp. This may include allowing their narcissism to express their stupidity, or for someone who doesn't know anything about anything, also for someone who's existence=Derp

Derived from Derpophilia (a portmanteau of Derp and philia, one of the four ancient Greek words for love, or in pop culture an abnormal fetish.)

Used as an insult towards a person who's existence should be questioned. Highly offensive to those who detest being labeled as derp material, but even more so to those who are unaware of the term derp or the concept of derping (even if they don't realize it).

See derp, herp de derp, Mr.Derp (South Park), enough said
Person 1: I love everything that nobody cares about, and I think that I am sooo cool.

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU NARCISSISTIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

Global History Classroom Ditz who may or may not be smarter than she acts, most likely the latter: So, like, when did Europe stop with the whole invading each other thing?

Global History teacher: Um, I'm not sure if that's relevant...

Me (mentally being indignant): SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU DERPOPHILE AND DON'T DISTRACT OUR HISTORY CLASS ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!

Me expressing indignation towards an ignorant person: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU PATHETIC DERPOPHILE!!!!!!!

Ignorant person: What's a derpophile?

Me: *facepalm* I'm not even going to answer that question.
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pedophile

A man known only as THE FISH who leads children to his car and fucks the shot out of them with his 50 pounder.
"Dude I saw the fish today, he's such a pedophile."
by Shwanway October 29, 2017
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Pedophile

A person who watches loli porn
My friend is a pedophile because he watches loli porn.
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Pedophile

I'm a Retard I write Pedophile rather than Paedophile.
by The-Wi$e-One July 28, 2010
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