super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

decrackinated

meaning the same as decafinated.

...and bring me a latte; DECRACKINATED
-Chris Rock, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

by Jeff April 21, 2005

decranum

God.

thnx2decranum

by ronley January 30, 2003

dec0y

when trying to do something stupid and mainly doesn't work

GhOsT. dec0y against iCHOR | Corefighter

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

decrastination

Hurriedly finishing all the work that you have put off until the last minute.

Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.

by patmacker April 4, 2009

decrapatate

something that is so unstable and falling apart that it looks crappy.

Stay clear of the decrapatated farm, it is a breath away from falling down.

by Saro Wraith January 4, 2011

Decrapitation

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015