Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 October 10, 2012

Daffy Ducking

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.

How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.

by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013