Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

Daffy Ducked

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.

Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"

by 4dreamcastonly July 21, 2006

upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.

Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?

by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011

Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

Upper Decker

When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.

I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!

by Helvis September 16, 2003