damp gust

1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.

"Some speculate that U2's 'Beautiful Day' is, in fact, about the time John Smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into Bono's sharting anus."
-Rolling Stone Magazine

by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003

Dampfing

To poo your pants while running at full speed

Ran 5k today but I was dampfing in the last mile

by Keyhollio April 19, 2019

Dumpf

A large, hefty stick found in a Jamaican wood by the Queen of England.

I do believe her majesty's found a dumpf.

by A little Bum. August 9, 2007

dampookie

a word used when mad, hyper, or just plain loopy to describe whatever you think of. Usually said in a funny voice to make more entertaining.

"You be a dampookie!!muahaha," said the lady funnily in an australian accent.

by mariechi November 10, 2010

damp jam

Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.

Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!

by Sphygmo19 March 12, 2011

Dampie

a person who lives in a very damp council house with big damp patches everywhere. This is often caused by them never opening any windows, but of course they think it must be the Council's fault.. They sometimes appear on TV programmes and newspaper articles, looking vacant and pointing at the patches. They think it makes them ill , but that is probably due to their 60 a day smoking, cheap booze and drugs plus a dirt of Pringles and pies.

Look at them over there, Dampies they are , they've gon to the Housing to moan about the damp.

Dampies - "look at them damp patches! the council ought to do something. Its bad for the kids"

by Dud Fivers December 6, 2013