Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.

my shoe was very cushionable

by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025

middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.

eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion

by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017

hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

Whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into one's anus and punching one in the stomach causing a forceful fart.

I gave Jeff a whoopee cushion after he drank all those long island ice teas.

by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity January 22, 2017

butt-cushion

its literally just a chair did you have to look this up?

dave: hey can you pass me a butt-cushion?
chair flies across the room.

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021

Throw Cushion

A group of lesbians

I saw a throw cushion walking through the streets of San Fransisco.

by Garth the lesbian cat March 4, 2011