clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

by Stumpy69 April 30, 2006

Cusser

A person prone to using obsceneties, prophanities, and socially unacceptable language. Usually used out of habbit and without control or conviction.

Person 1: That person was dropp'n F-bombs and the like. What do you call a person like that?

Person 2: You would call them a "Cusser".

Person 1: I guess that makes you a "Name Caller."

by James Gordon July 30, 2004

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

Cussy

Car pussy. The theoretical vagina that sentient cars possess, particularly when used in the context of the film Cars universe. A combination of the word “car” and “pussy”.

Her: chat stop being weird. they keep saying “Cuke” I don’t know what “cuke means”

Him: No, They’re saying Cussy. It’s car pussy. It’s from the Pixar, cars. Like, if there are car babies there must be car pussies and car dicks. So they’re saying Cussy.

by Erosharcos0 August 1, 2021

Cussed

The act of insulting somebody really badly and quick wittedly.

1. You just got cussed!

by King L July 20, 2003

ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.

my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion

by stuart duff August 21, 2006