Cumpire

Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.

Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.

Cumpires can be either male or female.

Pastor Phil on a website called "Twitch" is a known cumpire.

California is full of Cumpires.

Cumpires hang around gay bars.

#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire

by #AlexisMason October 2, 2023

Kevin's cummy adventure

Just a game where you cum on your local kevin

Hey kevin wanna play a round of Kevin's cummy adventure.
Kevin: no never again

by Bob cock monster March 28, 2020

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

Clumpy blood cock

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

by jujuman74 May 5, 2010

cumpie

A woman's vagina after a male (of any species) has ejaculated in her. In pornography this usually involves several males to ensure that the semen drips from her vagina to be captured on video or camera.

me and my mates fucked the slut until she had a horrible cumpie!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

cumpiggin

verb - the act of being receptacle or distributor of large quantities of semen

dog you was really cumpiggin' last night on the downlow yo

by ilikepenis666 October 11, 2008

cummy mouf

a chick that took a very big load in her mouth.

"dude i saw a pic of this broad that had cummy mouf. it was all the way down her chin."

by 9deuce June 22, 2008