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crystal dick

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013
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Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 22, 2007
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Crystal Lake

AKA Camp Blood.

The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.

He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.
Jason hacked them up at Crystal Lake.
by Adam December 3, 2004
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Crystal

Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"
George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL
by jzpassion4footy November 21, 2010
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Crystal methamphetamine

A powerful stimulant drug that attacks the nervous system and the dopamine system in the brain. Street names include but not limited to: Tina, Crystal, Meth,

Crystal meth, Shabu, Side, crank, gack, jib, ice, and glass. It is a very dangerous drug stay away.
Guy 1: - What are you doing
Guy 2: - Smoking a drug called

crystal methamphetamine
by Mohawk Kris February 26, 2022
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Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.
I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.
by Mousetower March 4, 2011
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crystal

a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
by chris's lover October 20, 2006
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