by BigBen\ November 12, 2009
Get the impregnating cows mug.Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
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This is when you make a crescent formation with the prawns and have horseys as backups in case formation is destroyed.
Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
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1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
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