curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Cooterberry

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.

Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.

by Grayson M December 9, 2008

cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004

Cooter

The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.

Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny

by Kryger January 13, 2009

Chootia

anyone who is easily trapped.

A common term used in sub-continent (India and Pakistan).
Chootia originated from choot (Pussy). Once the term was used for a woman who can be easily persuaded by men for fucking.

Dont make him chootia, you cannot trap him.

by opo khan November 15, 2009