Crack Baby Olympics 

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

Crack Baby Olympics by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

crack couple 

A pairing of two people or characters that you would never expect to be romantically compatible. Crack couples are usually meant to be funny, but sometimes they actually happen.

Dom: Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson... what a crack couple... it'll never las-WHUUUU????? She's pregnant!?!?!?!

...........................................................................*tear*

crack couple by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down January 16, 2011

crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.

“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"

crack house by IceWarm October 31, 2004

crack a phat 

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

crack a phat by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007

Crack the bowl 

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

Crack the bowl by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

Crack Head Casino 

An internet cafe,a place where really low class individuals gamble for low stakes and internet time.

Man,i got comped a bag of fritos the other night at the crack head casino.

Crack Head Casino by Frank Funkenfeld October 31, 2013

Crack House Movie 

A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.

Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.

Crack House Movie by Dr. Amosite April 10, 2021