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Cowboy Butt Sex

To have immensely vigorous butt sex with a male/female partner.
Hey Justin, I just had some epic Cowboy Butt Sex with my girlfriend last night!

Cowboy Walk 

This style of walking which is taken on soon after ejaculation and a short journey to the bathroom to clean up is essential.

The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.
Jim: "Eek! Look away! I need to get to the bathroom!"

Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"

Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."

Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"

Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"
Cowboy Walk by Jimmehboi October 13, 2008

Cowboy Nipple 

The slight visual of the nipple on a gay man in a Stetson or other affiliated cowboy straw hat. A crippling example of the type of notorious constraints that the gay community has inflicted on heterosexual google searches.
Thomas saw the cowboy nipple as he innocently googled farm images, and was startled to find the shirtless gay cowboy.

Cowboy Beans 

A smelly odour when someone has let rip
Can you smell cowboy beans????
It stinks of cowboy beans in here
Ohhhh cowboy beans
Cowboy Beans by ledge67 July 23, 2012

cowboy coffee 

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey
Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."
cowboy coffee by Double Dang March 1, 2010

Cowboy Freight Train 

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.