Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 1, 2020

Momma Cousin

When your momma and cousin are the same person

When I marry my sister I’m not inviting my momma cousin.

by SAK 42 February 17, 2019

Kentucky Cousins

Kentucky Cousins occur when two siblings from one family marry two first cousins from another family and both couples have children. Their children would be considered Kentucky Cousins.

I'm sure you've heard of double cousins, but have you ever heard of Kentucky Cousins? My brothers Jaison and Johnny married Katie and Kylee who are first cousins from another family. Now their kids are going to be Kentucky Cousins!

by Doctor.J May 26, 2021

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017