close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

Brother Cousin

A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.

He is my brother cousin.

by thisisntthekrustykrabs April 26, 2022

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

Cousin Bill

(N) a person that is or creates an atmosphere of buzzkill. A person who always stays sober at parties and tells everyone not to drink. The origin of the phrase most likely comes from switching the first two letters of the syllables in buzzkill to kuzzbill, then lengthening it to said phrase. This phrase is mostly used in the presence of the Cousin in order to not hurt his/her feelings.

Sean: Cousin Bill sure is bringing me down tonight, she won't even have a Johnnie Bomb!

Nick: Tell me about it. The Cousin keeps telling me to stop drinking, what a drag!

by Johnnie Bomber June 15, 2014

slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

by Big Lash November 26, 2013