Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.

god this cord kid aka: shark

by slaverys March 15, 2024

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Cordes

A master cocksman.

It was obvious by all the hollaring coming from next door that the neighbor was a true cordes

by Yevgenia August 16, 2022

cord#0001

cool mf yo brodie never misses and is the best discordian

"cord#0001 a real ass nigga brto"

by cordelious August 27, 2022

Cord Jungle

This term is used where a workspace/desk has a shit ton of wires and cords that are unorganized.

P1: Dude your desk has a shit ton of unorganized cords.

P2: I know right? They call it a cord jungle.

P1:The fuck you mean they

*rustling sounds coming from trees*

by Zddal March 6, 2026